Braggin

If you have five dollars and Andrea has five dollars, she has more money than you.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Andrea's computer. She is always in control.

Apple pays Andrea 99 cents every time she listens to a song.

Andrea can sneeze with her eyes open.

Andrea can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Andrea is suing Myspace for taking the name of what she calls everything around you.

Andrea destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.

Andrea can kill two stones with one bird.